| Title | Artist | Time | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Like a Surgeon | "Weird Al" Yankovic | 3:32 | ||
| 2 | Dare to Be Stupid | "Weird Al" Yankovic | 3:25 | ||
| 3 | I Want a New Duck | "Weird Al" Yankovic | 3:04 | ||
| 4 | One More Minute | "Weird Al" Yankovic | 4:04 | ||
| 5 | Yoda | "Weird Al" Yankovic | 3:58 | ||
| 6 | George of the Jungle | "Weird Al" Yankovic | 1:04 | ||
| 7 | Slime Creatures from Outer Spa | "Weird Al" Yankovic | 4:23 | ||
| 8 | Girls Just Want to Have Lunch | "Weird Al" Yankovic | 2:48 | ||
| 9 | This Is the Life | "Weird Al" Yankovic | 3:06 | ||
| 10 | Cable TV | "Weird Al" Yankovic | 3:38 | ||
| 11 | Hooked On Polkas | "Weird Al" Yankovic | 3:50 |
