| Title | Artist | Time | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | I. You Looked Sexy | Gabriel Kahane | 0:44 | ||
| 2 | II. I'm Sorry | Gabriel Kahane | 1:37 | ||
| 3 | III. Half a Box of Condoms | Gabriel Kahane | 3:33 | ||
| 4 | IV. Neurotic and Lonely | Gabriel Kahane | 2:19 | ||
| 5 | V. Today I Met... | Gabriel Kahane | 1:53 | ||
| 6 | VI. Assless Chaps | Gabriel Kahane | 0:47 | ||
| 7 | VII. If Anyone Knows... | Gabriel Kahane | 2:17 | ||
| 8 | VIII. Opera Scene | Gabriel Kahane | 6:48 |
